How to prevent wrinkles

Events this week have caused me to raise my eyebrows on several occasions. Now we all know that raising your eyebrows causes wrinkles on your forehead....so if you don't want wrinkles don't mess with the WA.
The first event was being 'told off' for dying my hair. Apparently its against school rules - raised your eyebrows right? So anyway, I dyed it again (figuring they are more like guidelines than rules) and now I am being ignored.....

The second event was in class. For a listening class I decided to play The Streets - The Irony of It.....and then analyse the song. The song compares drugs and alcohol, so working in a Senior High School, I thought it would be a good issue to discuss. Whilst the students are working on their ideas I went around the class to discuss it with them individually. A group of girls asked me if you can smoke banana skins like a drug, and having no knowledge about this kind of thing, I said maybe yes because most drugs come from a natural source for example poppies. One by one they read out their views......and then one girl added at the end of hers "I would also like to announce that Kyla knows how to make drugs. So if you want to know you should ask her"......
I nearly f**king died.....In Japan it is ZERO tolerance to drugs, any drug, you go to prison for smoking the reefer, I would get deported. The Japanese teacher working with me looked like she was about to run away and call the police.....
But I must say, she did say it in perfect English!

Anyway, moral of the story, if you don't want wrinkles - DON'T MESS WITH THE WA!